To read the very first installment of Conversations with Lola, go HERE:
A Haircut

The Scene: I am asleep on Saturday about noon, after a long night at work. Enter Dean.
Dean: "Lola cut her hair and Deacon peed all over me!"
Me: "What???!!!" When did she cut her hair?"
Dean: "I'm not sure, I just found it in the bathroom."
I stumble out of bed, into my bathroom. There are many locks of dark brown curls all over the floor. (see previous post below.)
A few hours pass. Lola and I are preparing to leave the house to go get her hair PROPERLY cut.
Me: "Ok Lola, let's go get your hair cut at the beauty shop."
Dean: "Lola, when did you cut your hair?"
Lola: "When I was supposed to be sleeping."
Me: (puzzled.....) "Were you at home with Mommy or with Daddy?"
Lola: "With you, Mommy."
Me: "Yesterday during nap?????"
Lola: "Yep."
Dean: (gesturing dramatically, laughing, carrying on) YES!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Me: (thinking to myself) "I'm glad my children have an unattentive vampire of a mother who feels the need to sleep during the day. I've GOTTA quit working nights...I can't believe she did this on my watch!

As you can see the haircut is actually cute. At the salon, the lady cutting it pointed out to me that there is a section ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD that is about 1/4 an inch long-pretty much like stubble. NICE. It looks like age Four is going to be as interesting as age Three was............