If you frequent your Lubbock, TX Wal-Mart Supercenter, and you happened to be there last night and stumble upon a small family that includes the little girl pictured below, who was wearing a gymnastics medal, had dirt under her fingernails, and had covered the entirety of her left leg in green marker, make no mistake. It was us.
But we're not white trash. We just pretend to be.
Happy Friday!
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3 years ago
4 comments:
That's funny...did you wear shoes??? If you go shoeless it makes more of an impact!!!
As long as you did not have on stretch pants with a permanent seam down the front and a white tight t-shirt, I doubt anyone noticed.
Can't beat the lady I saw today when I was leaving work at Target...
I did a little shopping after I finished with my shift, and when I was walking out to the car, my thoughts were completely on my aching feet, until I saw it...
A girl had a baby in the carrier and a small toddler boy in the cart, and the lady was wearing a green shirt, and some grey capri cut yoga pants that were "ever so cool" turned down at the waistband...
And then she bent over, and I saw WAY more than I wanted to ever see, in the fashion of plumber butt...
And she was kinda skinny, but still...when will people EVER learn NOT to turn down the waistband of their stupid pants is beyond me! Now I will be needing a bottle brush and a bottle of anti-bacterial, industrial strength soap to go and scrub that image out of my head....YIKES!
So don't feel bad...At least your private parts weren't showing...LOL!
Girls,
Remind me to tell you about the time I rounded the corner at the Lewisville Wal-Mart and there was a chicklet bent over in a short jean skirt with no panties.
Do I see a re-occuring theme here...Wal-Mart and Target...might have been the same gal you saw today Les!
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